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frankly?? have no desire to wear clothes around you

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the dong dangler strikes again

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no that is NOT what pussyfooting around means try that again with your toe and will break it off

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just sneezed and set a cabana on fire need sapphire help help help

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well at least it isnt another machete incident this time was just armed with 2 foot long dildo??

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feel hungover and woke up in temple feel like such sinner need painkiller and dignity

Edited 2021-06-11 19:51 (UTC)

what is dildo
woke up with two foot long thing too

[And attached was a blurred pic of a lime green dong. Not that Mikasa had realised it was supposed to be a dong yet. Innocence is bliss... ]

you too?? yours is green got one thats black and thicker than but yes thats what dildo is

Edited 2021-06-12 01:38 (UTC)

do you think we got the dildos together
i blacked out
dont remember much

got hit in the face by something though

maybe dont know what for tho apparently ppl saw two women hitting each other with xxl dildos which might've been us REALLY hope thats not what you got hit in the face with but if so then sorry

[Spoilers: It was totally a big ass dildo that Mikasa got hit in the face with.]

maybe i remember waving it and falling

its fine had worse
not bleeding

have a headache though

you okay

woke up with raging hangover and a pissed off preacher after thrashing their place of worship might have destroyed some farming equipment & stole someone chicken??? overall could be doing better also could be worse

im just
in a park
i think

i woke up in some bushes with the dildo

no angry people
or chickens
there is a dog though i think it found me

do you know if i was at the farm or church too

wait so theres a dog now where the fuck did the dog come from???

[Clearly those are the important details to focus on at the moment.]

dont think you were there in those places was with someone else at those times

i dont know
it woke me up by licking my face
there is an address on its collar
and its small

[Did she steal someone's dog?]

do you want to meet

probably good idea need to get to the bottom of this shit somehow make sure no one fucking died yesterday

right
im here we can talk about stuff then

[And with that she sent the address for a little waterfront cafe. It was a bit of a hole in the wall, but it was quiet. They probably needed quiet to discuss the madness that had ensured the previous night. Mikasa sat in the outside dining area, with a drink and a sandwich and...

...a terrier wearing a bow. She had no idea who owned this dog, but she should probably try to find them.]

[Considering the raging hangover-like feeling she's walking with, Rey quite likes the idea of a quiet hole-in-the-wall with as few people as possible. She's about ready for some coffee herself by the time she meets up with Mikasa. But first--]

Did you... put that bow on the dog?

[Oh no, that probably is someone's dog.]

[The hangover was why Mikasa was drinking tea for once. Tea was healthy wasn't it? She wasn't sure, but she was trying it in the hopes that it'd help. So far it wasn't...

She couldn't even muster the energy to shake her head, or look up at Rey as she neared.]

No, there's a name on it as well...

[The deepest sigh. They'd stolen a dog...At least it seemed happy enough?]

A name...?

[Rey leans in to get a closer look at the terrier.]

There anything like a home address to send it back to?

[Don't mind her, she's just going to take a look at that bow. And, well, any indicators that should tell them where this dog came from.]

There is, it's the other side of town though. [That was where the dog, dubbed 'Nibbles' lived. He was a very good boy, trying to scramble up onto Rey when she went to look, little tail wagging the whole way. A very trusting boy...

Which was probably how a drunken mess managed to take him. Mikasa just sighed, resting her arms on the table. Lightly slumping as she too, leaned over to watch.]

What about the chickens you had?

[Maybe a little too trusting, for his own sake. Rey doesn't mind, giving him a few pets as she thinks.]

Not sure. Didn't wake up with it around. Should probably try looking for it, but... Wouldn't know where to even start.

[These islands don't look like they'd even have that many chickens, though. How hard could it be?]

[He was literally trying to jump into Rey's arms just for the pets. Mikasa wasn't even sure she'd actually stolen the dog, she'd believe it if he'd just followed her.]

I'd say a farm...But I've seen people have birds in the city. [In short, they could be from anywhere.] Do you want to take this guy back home with me? [The weakest shrug at the dog. Nope, not looking for to that. And no, she didn't notice the phrasing.]

[Aww, look at this pupper, being all cute and invasive! Rey doesn't mind, at least. She'll gladly sweep him into her arms for more cuddles.

[Over the dog's wiggling body, she raises a brow at Mikasa. That phrasing would be noteworthy enough to question, but... Well.]

Yeah, sure. Might be good to retrace our steps. Make sure there wasn't a rampage or something.

[As Rey has been known for during her previous blackouts.]

[THIS IS THE BEST DAY-!

Though Mikasa didn't share his enthusiasm, sighing before pushing herself up and stepping away from the table.]

If we did, I've only got one bruise from it and not heard anything...But that doesn't mean much. Apparently, we've upset people? [She inclined her head at Rey then. ]

[If there was a rampage, Rey would probably find out some other means. Mikasa doesn't really strike her as the type who'd paint the town blood red.]

People tend to be upset when you steal their shit. [Rey scoffs, looking down at the dog, before telling him:] Not that you're shit. Just meant in general.

[As if the animal were capable of understanding her words.]

[Drunk Mikasa did what drunk Mikasa wanted...Which was to hug and nap. But she'd still managed to steal a dog. But she huffed as she started to move, waiting after a moment for Rey and the dog.]

Did we steal that much? I woke up with something else, but apparently I paid for it... [She still wasn't sure what it was, our why she'd gotten odd looks. But for now, it was stored in her room.]

[Rey's night had been considerably more eventful, much to her chagrin. But she's only able to piece it all together one bit at a time.

[Such as what Mikasa says suddenly dawning on Rey all over again.]

Er, you mean, like... the dildo?

[Did they do that together?]

[It was going to be a long walk... But Mikasa paused, tilting her head to look back at Rey. Squinting.]

What's a dildo? [Bold as brass, no shame. Oblivious and unbothered.]

[Rey shoots Mikasa a bewildered expression.] You've been here for how long and you don't know what a...?

[Okay, that's not entirely the fault of the more technologically challenged here, who probably wouldn't step foot in a sex shop to learn about all the ins and outs.]

It's, um. That foot long thing that you woke up with. Though most aren't... actually that big.

[Not to be used for humans, anyway.]

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TFLN >maybe action later?

this is already off to a great start.

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10/10 threads

quality rp right here.

pack it up mods, nothing will top this

errybody go home, we're drunk.

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